How well do you really know someone?
Recently while in a room of three people and odd conversation erupted. Some one was relating a story about ass wiping and gestured an imaginary wipe, which was done from the front. (This person will remain anonymous as will all respondents) After listening to his story I asked and discovered that this person was indeed a front wiper. The other two people were rear wipers - but they wiped in different directions! We almost died laughing. Three people - three wipes. Thus this page. I figure that there are four distinct possibilities:
Which Wipe works for you?
Front = Arm in front of hips
Rear = Arm behind hips
Choose your wipe type below.
Then "Log" your vote! - Vote only once (to keep the stats accurate)
Totals are manually updated daily!
See the surprising results!!
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Last revised: June 14, 2006